The Little Giant Book of Knock-Knocks

Are you ready to say Knock-knock nearly a thousand times? Then here's a collection to last you a lifetime, or until you've driven your parents and friends crazy, whichever comes first. This is the biggest knock-knock treasury you'll ever find. Since it's an encyclopedia, you start with A: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Abby and Manny. Abby and Manny who? Abby birthday and Manny happy returns. And you end with Z: Knock-knock. Who's there? Zombies. Zombies who? Zombies make honey, zombies don't. While you fill the neighborhood with laughs (and groans), you'll also enjoy dozens of zany cartoon drawings that show just how ridiculous a knock-knock joke can be. Ready? You know how they're supposed to start, so here are the endings, and you supply what comes before: Adam up and send me the bill. Candidate be changed to Friday? Ferdinand is worth two in the bush. Ice pick for the people of this country. Kansas really be happening to me? Mary Lee we roll along. Noah good place to eat around here? Oliver the world people are telling knock-knock jokes. Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved.